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Sunday 6 July 2008

Wash Day

Part of the deal we had when hiring our scooter was a monthly service and clean, of course that all ended when we bought our own. Since the scooter lives in the living room at night I don't like it to get too manky so (being lazy as all hell) we found the local bike wash.

You sit on plastic furniture and your bike gets lifted up for a thorough going over. The bike in the picture isn't ours, despite my best attempts I haven't managed to convince Stephen that decals would be a good thing.

Bike Wash

Lots of suds and spraying and wiping goes on and the bike leaves gleaming with even the boot box cleaned out. It stays that way for maybe up to five minutes.

Bike Wash II

Cost 10,000 dong (30p)

Saturday 5 July 2008

Lady with baps out lying on top of a lion.

We moved to a new house recently and our landlord brought us this as an attractive addition to
our living space:
Lady with baps out atop lion
It's going to take quite some time to find the perfect position for it.

Wednesday 2 July 2008

Arse

One of my favourite products, every home needs some ARS.

First Heat Your ARS
ARS Heater

Because no ARS is complete without liquid

ARS Liquid